New funny things

26/10/2013 00:54

So my mom said that I'm childish and I looked her straight in the eye and said "you are what you eat" with a completely straight face. I  have never seen such a terrified face in my entire life.

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Today my gym class had to run a mile for our finals. Just as my coach blew the whistle, I said ,"FOR NARNIAAA!!!!". And I don't kow, it gave me a magical feeling, so I ran faster than ever before. I took 1fst place for my class.

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Today I was at Starbucks and said my name was Lord Voldemort. When my drink was ready, the cashier didn't say "She-who-must-not-be-named", but just Lord Voldemort. I was a little disappointed until another cashier said, "you can't say her name!" Her response? "Fear of a name only increases fear of itself." I was no longer disappointed.